POETIC THURSDAYS (131)

MISERY OF MARKETING : A FUNNY POEM bY ME.

How do I narrate my sorry tale!I try for a unique marketing strategy but I fail.
I shout from rooftops, "Buy my book, it's grand!"
But alas, my efforts vanish like grains of sand.

I brainstorm ideas, oh so clever and sly,
But my attempts at promotion seem to just die.
I dress up as characters, perform on the street,
Yet passersby just hurry, with no glance, no greet.

I try online ads, with catchy lines and flair,
But my budget dwindles, with no buyers to spare.
I offer freebies, discounts, and giveaways galore,
But my books still collect dust, forgotten on the floor.

I hire a skywriter, to etch my book's name,
But the clouds obscure it, as if in disdain.
I even offer a free book with an author's sign,
But people just laugh, saying, "That's not meant to be mine! " 

"Oh marketing woes, how you plague my mind,
In this endless struggle, what solace can I find?But wait, perhaps laughter is the key to success,
So here's my pitch: "Buy my book, and relieve your stress!"

So take a chance on my tale, both witty and wise,
And together we'll laugh, beneath marketing's skies.
For in this crazy world, a good laugh's worth a lot,
And in my book, you'll find laughter's jackpot!

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