QUIRKY ENGLISH GRAMMAR RULES

FUNNY ENGLISH GRAMMAR RULES.

In the land of English, where rules abound,
Lies a grammar maze, where logic is drowned.
Here vowels and consonants play hide-and-seek,
And the rules they follow are uniquely freak.

"I before E, except after C,"
Whispers a rule, quite gleefully.
But then come weird, sovereign, and their friends,
Laughing at how this rule bends and ends.

Plurals are simple, just add an "s" or "es,"
But wait! Here come child, mice, and geese.
"Why not childs, mouses, or gooses?" you ask.
English smirks, "That’s too easy a task.

"Verbs? Oh, they're a delightful mess,
With tenses that cause nothing but stress. 
"I read," you say, and that's quite fine,
But "I read" yesterday? The same line!

Adjectives before nouns, they firmly state,
Until "The cat black" sounds oddly great.
But in poems and songs, where rules are loose,
"The great black cat" might be called "the cat, great and obtuse."

Prepositions at the end, a rule to disdain,
"Where are you at?" can drive some insane.
But in casual talk, it’s perfectly fine,
To end with "at," "in," or "on," and not resign.

Then there are words that sound just the same,
But their meanings and spellings aren't the same game.
There's "there," "their," and "they’re" in this plot,
Understanding their use, a skill finely wrought.

Oh, the chaos, the madness, the unbridled fun,
Of mastering English, which can never be done.
For every rule made, there’s an exception to find,
In the whimsical, wacky world of the English mind.

So here's to the language, with its rules so bizarre,
That learning it fully seems quite afar.
But worry not, for in this grammatical spree,
We're all in this together, you and me.