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DON’T CALL ME AUNTIE : A FUNNY POEM AND VIDEO

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I may be fat and over forty. 
But that doesn't mean I am your auntie. 
Auntie is the most painful word. 
I lost my temper when for the first time 'I heard. 

I felt like giving the guy a tight slap. 
And ask him to get lost over his verbal crap. 
I have a question for you, guys. 
Would you like girls to call you brother, dear boys? 

Yes, I am forty-plus and proud of my age. 
Don't view middle-aged women as items of vintage. 
Wine tastes better the older it gets. 
So, I have made my point with no regrets. 
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FUNNY SIGNBOARD AND PARODY.

Hi Friends,

I have compiled additional dosage of laughter for you and also a parody to end the day with a smile. Let’s begin the show.

( IMAGES: PINTEREST WITH BORED PANDA)

Incredible road sign! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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OMG! It’s a scary name for a restaurant.

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Can you believe it? This is a shop in UK called Fart. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

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And now,

The original song is actually my favorite from Hum Aapke Hain Kaun featuring Salman Khan and Madhuri Dixit. This is my comical version. ‘I read the first two lines in a Hindi daily’s jokes section and added the rest of the lines.

It translates to :

Two bald guys are lurking around a barber’s shop ( hair salon) .

They don’t have a strand of hair on their head, yet they are demanding a comb.

One of the bald man’s head was shining like a moon.

The sun rays added more shine ( lustre) to the bald head.

He wore the sunglass to go inside his home in a rush.

A part of his cloth got stuck on the door handle and a strand of thread came out while he tried to free himself.

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A FUNNY PARODY

MUSICAL VIDEO

Hi Friends.

This is a funny parody on the mosquito problem prevalent in our residential area. I hope you enjoy this video.

The translation :

The procession of mosquitoes has started towards our houses.

They keep biting us day and night,

And suck our blood .

As the evening sets in, these mosquitoes enter our homes uninvited.

Please don’t litter on the streets ,

And avoid stagnation of water.

Because mosquitoes breed on dirt and stagnant water.

The procession of mosquitoes has started towards our houses.

They keep biting us day and night,

And suck our blood .

As the evening sets in, these mosquitoes enter our homes uninvited.

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MY PARODY

Good morning friends,

Hope you are having a great Sunday. This is a parody on food.

The meaning is :

The pressure cooker is calling us by whistling.

As food is life, it ( pressure cooker) cooks rice.

Look at the vegetables, they are so great.

Everyday, we chop them into pieces and boil them in fire. However, they still give us strength and energy. They teach us a lesson on life and death.

Now, you enjoy listening to the original song which is so great.

The song describes the greatness of the Railway Train.

Gaadi Bula Rahi Hai English Translation (anondogaan.blogspot.com)

Train is calling, it is whistling. 

Life is about moving, that’s what it is doing. 

See the train, kid’s game, grown ups learn. 

Burden on back, fire in heart, smoking lips feign. 

Still it’s moving, yet it’s singing. 

Facing hurricane, leaving rains, lightning in skies. 

Doesn’t think twice, its day or night, moves when signal it sees. 

One moment it is coming, next moment it is passing. 

People come, people go as if waves in waters. 

After they go, their memories arrive of fine times in fairs. 

Memories it is building, memories it is erasing. 

Watch the train, how it is humane, treats good and bad alike. 

All board, friend or foe, with all on board it hikes. 

To live it is teaching, to die it is teaching. 

Do not defame the train by placing your neck on rails. 

Do not lose faith, just wait, go back to your dens. 

The night is passing, dawn is arriving. 

Listen message, life is contest, life is not a dream. 

Jump across oceans, tear mountains, it is all in its streams. 

Slumbers it is removing, vigor it is generating

© Translation in English by Deepankar Choudhury.

Hope you liked it.

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A PARODY BY ME

A MUSICAL VIDEO

Hi friends.

Today I composed another parody on Smartphone. Let’s take a look.

It means:

The world doesn’t run on food and drinks.

It runs mainly on the smartphone.

Nor does it run on vehicles or money.

It runs mainly on the smartphone,

We will post stories on the Facebook,

We will show our faces on Instagram.

Even if we are unable to meet in person,

We can see each other on WhatsApp.

Neither fear not threatening makes the world run.

It runs mainly on the smartphone.

Thank you so much for bearing with me. 😊😊😃😃.

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FUNNY PARODY ON DAILY SOAPs ON TV

Good evening friends.

I am sharing yet another funny parody that I composed on the Ill effects of watching senseless daily TV soaps.

TV serials have a story of their own.

It’s difficult to convince people to give up watching these shows.

These daily soaps pollute our minds slowly and cause our blood pressure to soar.

I have just seen and learned enough to know that these never ending saga confuse our mind. The TV serials are all about hatching conspiracies against each other and verbal abuse. It’s difficult to convince people to give up watching these shows.

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A FUNNY PARODY ON THE CRAVINGS OF THE STOMACH

Good evening friends,

Instead of a funny poem tonight, I have created a funny parody on the cravings of a stomach. It’s just for fun. Please don’t take it seriously because I am always in a humorous mood on Tuesdays. I hope you like it.

This means,

My stomach refuses to listen to me. It doesn’t know why I am always so hungry. My heart wants me to eat pizzas and burgers all the time. I always feel like drinking Coke and Pepsi.

I wish I could feast on Chole Bhature and Pani Puri ( Both are delicious, yummy, Indian fast food).

My stomach refuses to listen to me. 😂😂😂.

Let me tell you a fact. I am always hungry……… I feast upon good books. Didn’t expect it, right?

I am not much interested in eating. This song is purely for fun. It bears no resemblance to my real character. 😂😂😂😂.

Good night dear friends and see you tomorrow again.

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A FUNNY PARODY BY ME.

A parody

Hi Friends,

I have dedicated this parody to our domestic help without whom I can’t imagine my life going on smoothly. She does our laundry and dishes.

The song means:

Dear Ms. ( Bai refers to domestic help but out of respect I used Ms.)

What would be my life without you?

I need your help to clean the utensils, do the laundry, sweeping and mopping the floor. ( She only does utensils and laundry, I added the extra chores for the parody).

Every clean utensil reflects your sparkle like a glass or mirror. Clothes smell like flowers. Everyone across the street anxiously wait for your arrival. Please don’t take too much of leave, and make us cry, so that there is no disruption in our daily chores.

This is only for the sake of parody. After all, she is also a human and liable to fall sick. So, I would definitely understand her situation. I would never complain or bear any grudge against her.

I hope you liked it.

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A PARODY BY ME (FUNNY)

This song is a parody on COVID-19

You cost us 2 GB Data per day.

Children used to go to school regularly but you made them sit inside the comfort of their homes.

Most of the people would get completely vaccinated in a few days. Why would we search for you or miss you? The doors will be closed for you forever. You never differentiated between a king and a pauper and attacked almost everyone.

I have unlocked some additional features in my site. That’s why I was just testing it. Please bear with me. Thank you so much for your patience. 😀😀.

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