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Hi Friends,

Monday Blues is something that haunts everyone at some point or the other. I remember my childhood days when I dreaded going back to school on Monday. I would wish some political leader died so that our school would be closed for a couple of days, or pray that I would be slightly sick so that I could avoid going to school.

Now, whenever I think of it, I laugh at my stupid thoughts because that was a golden period when our only duty was to study. According to a meme, School stands for Seven Crappy Hours Of Ours Lives. But I remember playing pretend games in which I would be a teacher and shout at invisible students rather than repeating whatever I learned at school.

I used to have many questions when it came to English Grammar. When I first learned about degrees of comparison, I wondered why it was called degrees of comparison; Whether any university offered a certificate or a diploma course in comparison and whether it was measured in Celsius or Fahrenheit. Here’s the question :

Positive comparative superlative

Tall taller tallest

Big bigger biggest.

Good better best.

Why was it good, better, best and not good, gooder, goodest or bad, badder, baddest? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

While we can measure typing speed as 50 words per minute or writing speed as 75 words per minute, is it possible to measure how many words we can speak per minute? I know people who can speak 200 words per minute. These are the great ones who can help in curing insomnia with their nonstop chatter and make us sleep. ‘I often imagine asking them what are the timings for their mouths to close, that is, other than eating and sleeping. I expect answers like :

” My mouth opens at 6.30 AM and takes a short break for tea and breakfast at 8.30 AM and then for lunch at 1 PM, tea at 4 PM and dinner at 7.30 PM. In short, my mouth timings are 6.30 AM to 9.30 PM” . Wow! Their tongues deserve compensation for working overtime. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Ever since Social media has taken over the world, there are too many self made doctors and counselors who have gained their degrees through WhatsApp University. Here’s a weird advertisement that I just concocted :

How to avoid clashes, verbal lashing, and conflicts at home?

Either give your loved ones, sticky toffees to close their mouths or stuff earphones, listen to good music and leave the place. To yield better results, stop wasting energy by arguing and do not respond.

Or share this message:


Arguing with idiots is injurious to your mental health. According to a popular quote.

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Mark Twain.

( Goodreads).

That’s it for now, folks. Don’t take my post seriously because it was meant only for fun. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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7 thoughts on “MONDAY BLUES (51)

  1. Awwww. That’s so sweet of you. Thank you so much, dear Luisa. ❀❀❀😊😊😊. Happy Monday.

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