MONDAY BLUES (46)

QUESTIONS AND MY IMAGINATIVE WEIRD ANSWERS

Good morning friends,

After a wonderful Sunday, Monday is here with a new week of fresh boredom. Boredom is something which has got no end. I wonder whether it drank the elixir of life ( as in Harry Potter) for immortality. Sometimes I entertain myself by asking silly questions and find equally funny answers. Here are some of them for you.

My first question is

Name some important source of boredom.

History text book ( Unless you are fortunate enough to have a gifted teacher who could turn even Mathematics interesting), Speech of a political leader, especially if he or she drones on about the fabricated achievements of the political party, people whose tongues can vomit 200 words per minute, People giving unsolicited advice ( I wonder if they actually practised what they are preaching), daily soaps on TV and oh my God! The list goes on……..until the household chores.

This inspires me to create a new theory

Boredom , like energy, can neither be created nor destroyed.

My second question is

Can people live without their brain and heart?

And my answer, they certainly can, not literally but figuratively. Because that’s how greedy and selfish people live. Instead of the ‘Lifestyle of the Rich and The Famous’, they could be a part of another show ” Lifestyle of the brainless and the heartless.”

Speaking of brain, I am scared by my own brain, part of which is missing 😂😂😂😂😂. I only use it while killing people ( only in my stories) . In real life, I can’t even hurt a fly. But I admit I killed nearly 1,00,000 mosquitoes for the past 15 years. See, I am contradicting myself. This is the real mystery. When people throw parties or invite others for dinner, they try to keep it cheap or a low key affairs, but expect others to throw lavish parties or dinners. What’s the logic, folks?

Secondly, when a person is alive, no one appreciates his good qualities, but after his death, they find out those good qualities too, which he never had. What’s the use of praising someone when he is not there to listen to it?

Let’s move on to the final question of the day.

Name those items that can be consumed in excess without the fear of gaining weight or any side effects.

Air and Water. 😂😂😂😂😂😂. No side effects. Too much water may lead to peeing but other than that they have the following advantages:

No one can find faults.

Freely available and no need to cook.

Gas and electricity saved.

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