MONDAY BLUES (44)

MY QUIRKY THOUGHTS CONTINUE

Good morning friends,

Hope you had a wonderful weekend and I know you must be feeling the Monday Blues. So do I. I have decided to make my Monday post more humorous to help you recover from the inbuilt tension filled scenarios.

What should I cook today? This question arises daily to cook my already overcooked brain. In fact, I wonder if I have any left after you know…. your loved ones keep chewing it. Where’s my pen? Where’s my book? My mother in law used to say, ” Why don’t you call out the name of the object you are searching for? It will magically appear before you. ” This was sarcasm, meaning we would find it in a place we kept it but forgot the location and turned the whole house upside down.

Now coming back to my quirky thoughts, I would like to share a joke by my brother. ‘I have no idea if it’s original or forwarded. This is more like a question.

What’s the antonym of Artificial Intelligence?

The answer is Natural Stupidity.

Shoolini University ( Artificial Intelligence).

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The difference between Artificial Intelligence and Natural Stupidity is that you have to be educated and trained in Artificial Intelligence. Natural Stupidity is inherent in us. There’s no need for a separate course to teach how to be stupid.

Another difference is that everyone can see, observe and learn how AI works. As far as stupidity is concerned, the stupidity of others is plainly visible to us and never ours. This is just like the mistakes. We will find out others’ mistakes but are reluctant to accept ours as our brain malfunctions due to a virus called ego. This virus is bigger than our physical personality and can only be experienced through our behavior. I kindly request the scientist to develop a medicine for this dreadful disease which is far worse than cancer.

Covid-19 helped set up the WhatsApp University which is offering courses in good morning messages and quotes, gossips, awesome entertaining videos, diploma to become a self-doctor, newbie cooks, makeup artists and so on. ‘I wish it also offered tips on :

How to fart without sound or smell?

How to eat without cooking?

How stupid of me? I forgot we can order food online.

How to irritate salesmen from canvassing their products repeatedly at our doorsteps?

Hmmm, probably by asking too many questions like who started the company, why, and what would happen if we didn’t buy and so on.

A trick to a happy married life.

None. Get married in your dreams and remain single for as long as possible. 😂😂😂😂😂

Marriage certificates should come with one year validity and the couples who truly love each other can continue to renew it every year. Those who are incompatible, can get rid of each other without going through a legal hassle called divorce. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Just joking . Don’t take me seriously

The reasons why I am questioning human intelligence is

Their invention of destructive weapons, nuclear, non-nuclear, bombs, guns and so on. Why are they bent on killing each other for no rhyme or reason?

As the popular jokes and memes say, chopping down a tree to make paper and using the paper to write ” Save the Trees” is beyond any logic.

Besides, I am quite alarmed to find the rate of educated illiterates growing up. Educated illiterates are those geniuses who don’t care a fig about health, hygiene, Or clean surroundings in their neighborhood. They simply throw the garbage in their neighbors’ compound and then cry if their houses are invaded by mosquitoes. By sucking blood of such people even mosquitoes must be having indigestion problem.

Enough of AI and Natural Stupidity. Let’s not become artificial humans and lose our individuality. Stupidity is not a crime but pretending to fake intelligence is certainly a crime. Beware of such people. Let’s be original humans, learn to respect each other and understand the fact that all of us are talented in one way or the other. The world is a big place and it could accommodate plenty of artists, writers, doctors, engineers.

Well, that’s it for now, dear friends. Hope you had a hearty laugh.

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