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Hello and welcome to Aparna’s weird thoughts,

Sunday is supposed to be peaceful and relaxing, am I right? But not where I live. Yesterday, there was complete chaos and the police entered our neighborhood as there were two separate incidents of neighborhood fight turning into a wrestling and name calling match. If you think ladies are soft, gentle, docile, meek or submissive, think twice. Because ladies residing in our area have inbuilt surround sound Dolby stereo whose voices could be heard upto two adjacent lanes. When it comes verbal lashing, they can take on men very easily and probably even win a wrestling match. I saw a guy bleeding because of a physical assault, whether it was a man or a woman who hit him, I had no idea.

Another incident involved a regular alcoholic whose wife was fed up of his drinking habit and scolded him severely, which led to an ugly brawl, forcing the police to intervene. According to someone I know, all the ladies are the root cause of problems. I wish to educate this person that men are not angels too. If you have problems with ladies, please don’t marry them. Why don’t these misogynistic pigs thinks that ego is the major source of all the human troubles, make or female?

These people may justify their views by citing the examples of insects and animals. It’s only the female mosquito that bites and not male and also the female spider eats up the male after mating. I would like to congratulate them for their superb knowledge and their intelligence reflects in the way they compare insects with humans. The laws of Mother Nature aren’t the same for everyone. Not all the fingers in our hands are equal but each one of them has its own purpose. What’s applicable to Insects and animals are not applicable to humans! Unlike the female species of spider, women do not kill or eat up their men ( Yuck) after sex.

Now, enough of this philosophy. I have tried to add a twist to these famous proverbs to make you smile and forget the Monday Blues.

A stitch in Time Saves Nine.

A stitch in time saves your clothes from further tearing at places you would be embarrassed.

Rome was not Built in a Day.

Rome was not built in a day but Romeos are born every second, now that Valentine’s Day is fast approaching.

Birds of a feather flock together.

Birds of a feather flock together like all the alcoholics are found in a bar.

Time and Tide wait for none.

Creditors and Banks for loan repayment too wait for none.

An apple a day keeps doctor away.

Shutting your mouth a day keeps arguments away.

Look before you leap.

Look before getting married.

I also remember my mom telling me stories of my paternal grandma’s pathetic Hindi.

There’s a popular Hindi song,

” Main Tere Pyaar me kya kya na bana dilbar.

Jaane ye Mausam, Jaane ye Mausam.”

Translating into :

” After falling in love with you, what things ‘I didn’t do,

Only the weather knows.”

My granny sang :

” Main Tere Pyaar me kya kya na bana dilbar.

Janaki Mosam, Janaki mosam.”

” After falling in love with you, what things ‘I didn’t do,

Janaki is bad, Janaki is bad.”

Janaki is a woman’s name. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. She murdered the lyrics.

How do you like these for Breaking News :

” Government orders observation of complete silence at least once a week. “

” People giving unwanted advice would be heavily fined.”

” Passing judgement on others without knowing their circumstances would be a crime.”

” Reading books and going to the parks to be made mandatory.”

” Housewives to be given compulsory rest from the kitchen during weekends. Either order food online or their husbands or grown up children would take on the kitchen duties.”

I would love to have your suggestions too. Please comment what kinds of headlines or breaking news are you looking for.


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14 thoughts on “MONDAY BLUES (43)

  1. Wow! Wow! Agree with you dear Aparna, Sunday it’s supposed th day for having a break, a relax time, but that just happend sometimes. Even when you are not married, like me. (Thank’s God) LOL I chose not to be… You are very creative and amazing don’t forget it.
    Have a lovely week ahead full of blessings and happiness! Cheers! Enjoy your coffee!

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  2. Excellently πŸ‘Œ scripted, Aparna. It’s always better to stay away from negative surroundings. Try to change your residence as soon as you can. This is my suggestion to you. My sil was there in Perambur. She too underwent many chaos. Then she shifted to nanganallur. Now purchased a home in madipakam and settled. Residing in better areas will help in improvising our lifestyle.

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  3. So many things in just one post! Yes, I have seen that sort of fights. Idioms and your versions made an interesting read, and the song in Hindi is simply hilarious. Well done, Aparna ji. You’re brilliant. Happy Galentine’s Day πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Šβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ™


  4. Thank you so much, dear Elvira. β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️😊😊😊I am so happy for you. You made my day with your loving, encouraging words. Have a wonderful weekπŸ°πŸ°πŸ°πŸ°πŸ«πŸ«πŸ«πŸ«πŸ«πŸ«πŸ«β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•β˜•πŸ©πŸ©πŸ©πŸ©πŸ©πŸ©πŸ©πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’


  5. WOW Aparna, there was certainly no shortage of shock and excitement in your neighborhood. And that’s how the fight got started huh? 😱 Thanks for sharing those spot-on proverbs. Hopefully, no boxing matching will start back up no time soon! Unbelievable, but honey, that’s happening everywhere. Some females I know can bring a man to his knees if need be! 🀩πŸ₯ŠπŸ˜œ Stay safe my dear friend. Hugs and smooches! πŸ€—πŸ’–πŸ˜Šβœ¨πŸ₯°

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  6. You are welcome dear Aparna.
    Aww! Thank’s for your kindness, friend are for support each other.
    Have a lovely week full of blessings!


  7. Thank you so much, dear Cindy. Lots of love to you too dear. I feel so good now. β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️😊😊😊


  8. Thank you so much, dearest Kym. Guess what? On the occasion of Valentine’s Day, a thief entered our neighbors house and stole his expensive phone. This is a crap area. I don’t feel safe living in this location anymore.😊😊😊

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  9. Oh my gosh Aparna, how insane is that? 😱 Crazy stuff like that is happening everywhere, and it’s even crossing over into some prominent areas in the states. People can be so evil. I hate hearing about that. I guess it’s even more reason to relocate huh? Just try to stay as safe as you can, and be vigilant. Sending you honey bunches of love, hugs and smooches. πŸŒžπŸ’–πŸ₯°πŸ’žπŸ˜πŸ₯‚πŸ˜˜


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