MONDAY BLUES (42)

LAW OF DISTRACTION. BY APARNA J

Hi Friends,

We know that Sir Isaac Newton gave the Laws of Motion and our present day geniuses created a special law;

” Loose motions can never happen in slow motion.”

I read about Law of attraction

The 3 Laws of Attraction are: Like Attracts Like. Nature Abhors a Vacuum. The Present is Always Perfect.

http://www.lifecoach.com

And law of attraction is found in philosophy too, I guess. The concept is too big. Let me not bore you all by digging deeper into it.

I have my own concept of laws of Distraction.

Yes, you heard it right. Law ( other than judiciary) consisting of parents-in-law, brothers and sisters-in-law are the major sources of distraction. Sounds funny, but true. Sometimes, children do provide the distraction but its much needed.

For example, I had started writing this story.

The only sound Mona could hear was her heartbeat. Her daughter, Sarah, was too scared for words. The frail ten-year-old hugged her mom tightly. ” Mom, ” she whispered, ” He won’t find us, right?” Mona could only smile. Her daughter knew that the danger wasn’t over yet. The madman would find them out and then……..

Then, I received a phone call from my father-in-law. After having chatted with him, I disconnected the call and planned to continue writing. My neighbor dropped in with an important topic : gossip. Yes, Whose daughter ran away with him? Somebody was blessed with two sons. Both were boys. 😂😂😂😂😂. Then, we have a drumstick tree, and our neighbors barge in anytime to get cheaper drumsticks than the market rates. A couple of coconuts dropped with the thud. Again check whether someone picked it up without asking. We had dustbins, old broken utensils stolen.

Then, my beautiful mind, starts developing cornucopia of thoughts, some related to my story writing, some thoughts on our future, about my daughter and how she would study and the train of thoughts never halt at any station except sleeping. To entertain myself, I watch YouTube videos and Facebook reels and 95% reading ebooks on Kindle. I have signed up to be a part of so many ARC review teams that I lost the counts. I am very proud to say I am a bookoholic and there’s no remedy for this madness of mine.

My brain keeps producing weird thoughts and I immediately jot them down. Now, let’s take a look at some of the possible book titles and who would buy it?

How to avoid work but enjoy the fruits?

Lazy people and those addicted to ———–‘I leave it to your imagination.

How to lose your wife and kids in a fair?

A poor harassed middle-class man who is constantly supplying his family’s demands.

How to be happy after marriage?

Desperate singles and troubled couples. It’s then they realize that movies and TV series have been misleading them. There’s no such thing called ” They got married and lived happily ever after “.

I could keep on writing but right now I feel like I have achieved PhD from the University of Laziness and Sluggishness. Believe me. Right now, I am seriously joking.

If anybody is in need of distraction, please do not hesitate to reach out to me because I can supply distractions in thousands with perfect excuses like ” According to astrology, my planetary position is not in a favorable position. Let’s put it out to some other date”. Distraction like energy can neither be created not destroyed.

Disclaimer:

The stuff that I discussed above is only for the sake of humor. Sometimes it is accompanied by Satire also. So, just read it, laugh and forget it.

Definition of Distraction :

Distraction is anything that causes you to lose focus on your current tasks. It’s diversion of mind towards other activities which are mostly irrelevant.

Root Causes :

I have a question. Why is it called Root cause? And not branch, trunk, stem or leaf cause? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Loudspeakers blaring during festivals

Men talking about sports and stock market.

Saddened by daughters in law tormenting them, aunties visiting to pour out their woes which could be a perfect script for TV daily soap.

TV Daily Soap= 5% reality + 20% overacting + 25% nonsense and advertisement+ 50% overstretched fiction. 😂😂😂😂😂

I think this enough for the day, right? But another question props up :

If you burst out laughing, do you explode without being set on fire like the crackers? 😂😂😂😂

That’s it for now, friends.

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