MONDAY BLUES (35)

I wish I could say that ‘I don’t envy anyone but I have to be honest. I envy those who are able to sleep peacefully despite the television running at full volume, or their neighborhood throwing a huge party, or the mosquitoes sucking their blood. Other than that I don’t have any reason to envy anyone. But my level of envy is just a wee bit.

Once again, ‘I express my gratitude to all for making my year in blogging, 2022, very memorable and such a huge success. I am overwhelmed by your love, support, encouragement which motivated me to share my writing and gave me an opportunity to learn something new from all of you.

All of you have been wonderful, amazing friends. In fact, I feel as if we all are the part of a very big global family.

Now, ‘I keep wondering why my brain keeps thinking of weird ideas and questions that are questionable? Got confused, yes, me too.

My questions are :

Q.1) Why is it called a runny nose when its stuck on our respective faces?

2) If everything is available online, what about a conscience or a soul?

3) Why do we love to find faults with others but when we are at the receiving end, ‘we try to change the topic?

4) If rules are meant to be broken, why are they in existence in the first place?

5) Can gossiping about the neighborhood be considered as enhancing the general knowledge?

I have seen people trying to convince their friends or guests that their pet dogs are harmless and that they can enter the house without hesitation but the “harmless dog”actually manages to sink its teeth on the unsuspecting guests.

Now, it’s time for my comical tips, suggestions, and ideas.

In one of my blogs, ‘I posted about dogs and cats also suffering from insomnia like humans. According to my recent study, I have discovered that mosquitoes also suffer from depression. I have seen 100 of them committing suicides by sitting on my arms and legs in group as I helped them to move on to a better world with a mere slap, hitting myself in the process. 😂😂😂😂😂.

I had finished answering a millionth telemarketing call. When I disconnected the call, ‘I realized I should have asked the Caller to be my guarantor while ‘I applied for a loan of ten millions. I am sure he would have deleted my number from his database. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I remember an incident involving a family member. He was highly superstitious. According to him, no one should ask ” Where are you going? ” at the time of leaving the house to attend an important work. He believed that it would ruin his plan. So, once his daughter asked him, ” Where are you going, dad? ” He was so angry that he yelled at her but she was persistent in her question and reframed her question as” Ok, Dad. Where will you be coming from? ” Nevertheless, he burst out laughing. 😂😂😂😂

Imagine an unexpected guest turning up at your house at an inconvenient time and expects you to be a perfect host. You are being a perfect host but the guest shows no signs of leaving. You could ask him or her whether he or she is feeling comfortable and at home. If the person responds in affirmation, politely tell him or her that since he or she feels homely, they are welcome to take over the kitchen duties. I am sure you can find him or her taking taxi to the airport next day. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. ( ‘I was just joking) There is no need to follow my suggestions except for constantly motivating and encouraging each other, keeping the belief in humanity alive.

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