MONDAY BLUES (33)

HUMANS ARE WEIRD

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This is absolutely true and it happens to me. 😂😂😂😂. I love saving pics of dream destinations that I would love to travel but restrained by my bank balance. Yet, I am hopeful of making it happen someday.

We are fully aware of the fact that advertisements shown in Television are misleading. Yet, we end up buying them. The Rotis and puris ( Indian Flatbread and fried flatbread) shown in the ads are much fluffier and delicious to look at than the actual ones made in the kitchen. Don’t know how they do it. A girl with dusky complexion is rejected by a boy for her looks. She uses a certain brand of fairness cream! And lo, behold! Within 5 minutes, she looks like Cinderella , only to be wooed by the same guy. Unbelievable! It’s the magic of photoshop and computer graphics and poor consumers are taken for a ride. I would like to question those who only consider skin complexion as a parameter for beauty. Mom used to tell me that a black spot on white skin is a beauty spot whereas a speck of white on a dark skin is regarded as a sign of a skin disease. Buying products out of necessity is entirely different from being a compulsive shopper wasting money on useless things.

These are some contradictory human behaviors which make no sense at all.

1. I have heard some people starting their sentences with ” Don’t mistake me” or ” ‘I hate to say this, but….. ” . Then why say it at all? You will be doing yourself and the whole world a favor by keeping your mouth shut and spewing out negative nonsense. They also prove that humans excrete via poop, pee, fart, sweat, and also through the verbal shit coming out of their mouth.
2. There are some gossip mongers who would fabricate, exaggerate, twist, and add their own version to a simple tale, based on the understanding of their screwed up mind and finally say, ” Leave it. Who are we to pass comments? ”
3. If you try something new and you succeed, your friends and relatives will pour in their congratulatory messages like ” ‘I always knew you could do it, ” or ” Only you could do it because of your talent.” and ” ‘I prayed for your success and God answered my prayers.” But a failure would cause the same set of tongues would say, ” ‘I already told you, it wouldn’t work.” ” Why didn’t you listen to me? ” ” You should have sought my guidance” and so on.
4. People expect others to be generous if they are giving a treat or taking out their friends and family for dinners but when it’s their turn, they will try to settle in for something cheap and say, ” Money doesn’t grow on trees. Every penny counts.” If it’s so, then why should you expect expensive dinners from others?

Humans are very complicated characters. Sometimes, they tend to do things that are strictly prohibited. For example, ” They will spit in places where it’s mentioned ” Do not spit here.”

Nowadays, everything is available online. So, let’s imagine that brides and grooms are available online with the product description attached to their profile just as in Amazon.

Features:

5’6′ or 5’7″

Smart, beautiful, but handle with care as they are highly combustible to harsh criticism.

Expert in giving orders.

Warranty: Can’t be given.

Best before old age sets in.

😂😂😂😂😂.

When you set your preferences as :

Expecting a loving, loyal, obedient, caring, spouse who’s sweet spoken. Imagine getting a response Error 404: Not found. 😂😂😂😂.

I have some more weird thoughts that I would like to share the next time.

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