LAUGHTER TUESDAYS (54)

MY QUIRKY THOUGHTS

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Good evening friends,

I want to share some quirky thoughts of mine. You might find me crazy but it’s this craziness that helps me to survive a hostile atmosphere. Let’s begin.

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Hey Friends!

Is your footwear old and worn out? Are you trying to buy a new pair at a reasonable rate? Would you believe me if I tell you that there’s a footwear exchange offer going on ? And you don’t have to pay anything. Yes, you heard me right. You can get a new pair free of cost. I will tell you how to avail of this offer:

Visit any temple, or a place of worship. Leave your footwear and choose a pair that’s similar to your old one. Wear it and quietly leave. ( I am only joking). This is what’s happening in my locality. My husband lost a couple of shoes exactly in the same way. He visited Hanuman Temple and some lunatic specializing in footwear stealing, did a runner with a brand new pair of shoes. It’s disgusting. How can anyone stoop so low to steal footwear?

These days, I am really worried about thieving rascals in my locality because they don’t even spare a garbage bin. Given an opportunity, they might even steal your undergarments.

Now, let’s change the topic from footwear stealing to something else.

You might have heard about the famous saying, ” He who digs a pit for others, falls into it, himself.” This is usually true, except, when it’s done by the municipalities to provide for a new water or drainage connection or manholes. In this case, it’s the poor public falling into the hole, if the work is unsupervised and left unattended.

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Let’s talk about my favorite topic, matrimonial sites. The potential brides and grooms are projected like human commodities with terms and conditions. I know someone was taken for a ride as he chose a witch who wore several layers of makeup to look beautiful. Turned out that she was older than him and had a list of endless demands. Today, he’s paying a heavy price to secure his freedom.

It’s better if they also provide the expiry date for the marriage. ( Just Kidding 😜😜😜).

Marriages are certainly not made in heaven. If it was the case, then all the marriages would have lasted forever until the couples’ last breath. This kind of faulty product is only done on the earth.

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Now, I would like to ask you a question.

What’s the best kind of business that can be done by everyone without any investment?

Hmm… Give up? The answer is minding one’s own business. Unfortunately, we don’t do it and expect it from the others. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‰.

Last but not the least, a murder is perfectly legal and everyone is allowed to commit this type of murder. Believe me, if you do it, you will be rewarded with internal peace and eternal happiness. Do you think I have lost my mind? No, I am perfectly sane. The murder isn’t of any human or any living creature. I am talking about the murder of our inner vices like ego, pride, jealousy, lust, greed, anger, and hatred. If you kill these, there wouldn’t be any crime taking place anywhere in the world.

Hope you liked my crazy thoughts.

Thank you so much for taking your precious time to visit my website. Hope you enjoyed reading my blogs. 😊😊

16 thoughts on “LAUGHTER TUESDAYS (54)

  1. Thank you so much, Kaushal ji. I wish people respected the sanctity of temple and stop doing these kinds of activities. 😊😊😊

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  2. Wow! Wow! Wow! Amazing thougths! Dear Aparna, about marriages… I already saw many kind of relations… Great post! As always, thank’s for share. Have a lovely day full of all the things makes you happy!

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  3. I quite enjoyed it. your crazy thoughts! Stealing shoes at the templeβ€”crazy! I fully agree with you about people needing to murder their ego, pride, jealousy, lust, greed, anger, and hatred. The world would be a happier place if people could practice more empathy and less selfishness. Have a wonderful day!

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  4. Awwww, this is the best compliment, I have received. I feel so much encouraged by your kind words. Thank you so much, dear Bridgette. Have a wonderful day. πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

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  5. Thank you so much,, dear. β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°. Have a wonderful weekendπŸ•πŸ πŸŽ‰.

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