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FUNNY TAKE ON LOVE: A FUNNY POEM BY ME

This is the feeling of a friend deeply hurt by his ex-girlfriend who cheated on him and ditched him for his best friend. He read the love poem written by his traitor bestie and decided to ruin it for him by replacing it with a distorted version of the poem.

My eyes are searching for you. 
Where's the 5000 bucks that you borrowed from me? 
My heart beats whenever I hear your name. 
I am scared for the next scapegoat from whom you are going to borrow money. 

I wish I could hold you in my arms. 
And I would put you behind the bars. 
You are my adorable lucky charm. 
Or in the day, I could make you see the stars.

I can feel your fragrance in the air. 
Don't you ever have a shower? 
I can feel the softness of your lustrous, black hair. 
With the heaps of cosmetics you bought, I could build a tower. 

Your glowing golden skin and those lovely eyes. 
If I see you without makeup, I would surely die. 
Your curves and your red luscious lips make me insane. 
Your voice sounds like you are in pain. 

My love for you is like the sky has for the sun and the moon. 
It's more like the moon, right now it's waning very soon. 
Our eternal love will go down in history. 
How two brainless people fell in love will be a mystery. 

To make you happy, I will go to any extent. 
She will take over your house and you will live in a tent. 
I will pluck the stars for you. 
Never helped your mom in the kitchen too. 

Love is a feeling that's so wonderful. 
It makes you wonder if you are a fool. 
I think you and I are the perfect soulmates. 
So long as you take her out on expensive dates. 

Let me sing a romantic song. 
To make you slog in the kitchen all day long.
Do you agree to be my wife? 
And become the unpaid slave for the rest of your life. 

I will be yours forever until my last breath. 
Your stinking mouth will cause my death.
Honey, just promise to be loyal to me. 
That depends on your loyalty. 


This is a purely humorous poem in spite of a tragic situation. I have never been against romance. 

I hope you had a good laugh. 

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