RAGE OF AN ESTRANGED LOVER : a FUNNY SATIRICAL POEM BY ME
Hi Friends,
Today, I have written a new poem about the break up between a couple. This is the poem of a modern jilted lover who can either be a male or female. It’s upto your imagination. Instead of a usual sad song, this one is funny and satirical. I hope you like it.
God must have surely lost His mind. When He made a creature of your kind. He kneaded dough to make your doll. Unfortunately, you look like a troll. He forgot to give you a heart and a brain. Or perhaps, you flushed them both down the toilet drain. It's all about only you. What about me? I am your partner too. Your ego is bigger than your head. I wish I had remained single instead. You have the habit of biting more than you can chew. Why don't you visit a psychiatrist to tighten up your screw? (Mental Check up). You have been full of yourself right from the start. Your thoughts are nothing more than a stinking fart. You always humiliated me with your harsh words. We are no longer some crazed lovebirds. I am so glad we have finally parted ways. Finally, celebrating my single days. As your ex, I will pray for you. May you be blessed with a heart and a brain new. Don't mourn over the break up of a relationship. Probably, the person wasn't even worth of your friendship. Instead, go out and celebrate. Your freedom from the toxic person whom you hate. Marriages are made in heaven, they say. Then, why do they fail and the couples part away? This is the reason why I hate marriage. Especially, when it's abusive, it's like a rotten cabbage. Thank you so much for taking your precious time to visit my website. Hope you enjoyed reading my blogs. 😊😊
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Very nice 👍🎉
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hahaha loved it so much Ma’am funny but fact happening between most of the couple now a days. Picture perfect poem 👌 ❤
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Thank you so much, dear Suma. ♥️♥️♥️😂😂😂😂😂. To tell you the truth, I dedicate this poem to my husband. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Calling a spade a spade! Nicely written!!
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😅😅😅 you are awesome ❤
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Thank you so much, 💕💕💕💕dearest.
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Aparna my dear, I can feel this poem. 🤨 Been there done that. 🤣 But, I had to laugh when these lines popped out at me:
You have been full of yourself right from the start.
Your thoughts are nothing more than a stinking fart.
Girl, now that was a bright spot for me in your poem. 🌞 It reminds me of one of Ray Charles’ songs “Hit the Road Jack!” Have a FANtabulous day sister girlfriend.
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Awesome poem Ma’am. I can understand how much it hurts.
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Thank you so much.
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LOLOLOLOLOL! I think this is great and so darn hilarious
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Thank you so much, dear Belladonna. ♥️♥️♥️😂😂😂😂😂. Dedicated this poem to my over abusive filth of a husband.
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😂😂😂😂😂. Thank you so much, dear Kym. This means a lot to me.
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Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wonderful poem! You are an amazing, fun, intelligent, creative woman!
Congratulations! ThanK’s for share. Have a lovely day full of blessings, love and happiness!
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Oh girlfriend, you are so very welcome. You pour your heart into your compositions with great emotion that we can connect to. This is an exciting time for you, so please my dear, always remember, that just when good things happen for you there is always something or someone ready to bring you down. Don’t let it happen ok? Now, enjoy the rest of your evening and thank you for all you do! Hugs and smooches! 😍🌺🥰💋🌞💖😊
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Very funny poem! Good job.
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Thank you so much❤❤❤😊😊😊. This means a lot to me.
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And that makes it even more fantastic! Cheers to living without filth 🍾🙌🏽🥳
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