RAGE OF AN ESTRANGED LOVER : a FUNNY SATIRICAL POEM BY ME
Today, I have written a new poem about the break up between a couple. This is the poem of a modern jilted lover who can either be a male or female. It’s upto your imagination. Instead of a usual sad song, this one is funny and satirical. I hope you like it.
God must have surely lost His mind. When He made a creature of your kind. He kneaded dough to make your doll. Unfortunately, you look like a troll. He forgot to give you a heart and a brain. Or perhaps, you flushed them both down the toilet drain. It's all about only you. What about me? I am your partner too. Your ego is bigger than your head. I wish I had remained single instead. You have the habit of biting more than you can chew. Why don't you visit a psychiatrist to tighten up your screw? (Mental Check up). You have been full of yourself right from the start. Your thoughts are nothing more than a stinking fart. You always humiliated me with your harsh words. We are no longer some crazed lovebirds. I am so glad we have finally parted ways. Finally, celebrating my single days. As your ex, I will pray for you. May you be blessed with a heart and a brain new. Don't mourn over the break up of a relationship. Probably, the person wasn't even worth of your friendship. Instead, go out and celebrate. Your freedom from the toxic person whom you hate. Marriages are made in heaven, they say. Then, why do they fail and the couples part away? This is the reason why I hate marriage. Especially, when it's abusive, it's like a rotten cabbage. Thank you so much for taking your precious time to visit my website. Hope you enjoyed reading my blogs. 😊😊