JOKES AND MEMES WITH APARNA.
Good morning friends,
It’s time to laugh and have fun after going through the Monday Blues. Let’s start rolling with laughter.
Manav : Dude, I got a dog, what should I name him?
His friend: Name him ” Kutta”. ( Kutta is the Hindi word for dog).
Manav: Who the fuck names his dog Kutta?
His friend: You never asked your parents, who the fuck names a human, Manav? ( Manav means a human in Hindi).
Human body is made of five elements, Pizza, Burger, Maggi Noodles, Momos, Pani Puri (water balls) and Samosa (Rissole).
Boy: I can’t live a day without talking to you. How do you live?
Girl: By talking to someone else.
A guy: Arbab, Bro. Just do me a favor. Edit this pic and remove the dog.
His friend: Done! Anything else? ( He removed his friend’s pic, considering him as a dog).
Wife: Listen, why don’t you come up with a unique conversation?
Husband: What do you want me to say?
Wife: Anything that comes to your mind when you see me.
Husband : Ghosts and evil spirits never come near when you chant the name of Lord Hanuman. ( The lines in Hindi are taken from Hanuman Chalisa comprising of 40 lines dedicated to the Monkey Faced God Hanuman who was a great devotee of Lord Rama. Chanting His name wards off Ghosts and evil spirits. We also recite Hanuman Chalisa to conquer any kind of fear and not just Ghosts or evil spirits.) This wise guy risked calling his wife a ghost and is now hospitalized after receiving a sound thrashing.
That’s it for now, dear friends.
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