MY QUIRKY THOUGHTS
Good morning friends,
After enjoying the weekend, it’s time to go back to work. Last week, I discussed about the toxic people. Unfortunately, I know a toxic person who’s body is full of negativity. I wonder how can one be so dull and full of prejudice? I was discussing my special project with a friend and the interference came in the form of the eavesdropper who said it won’t work out. I was so furious that I wrote an autobiography of a nincompoop :
This is a sorry tale of a pessimist who’s suffering from superiority complex. Sounds like a paradox, doesn’t it?
“Hi, My name is Mr.Perfectionist and My wife hatingly ( instead of lovingly, I created this word on purpose) calls me an arrogant son of a bitch. Since I have a Phd in stupidity, I think the whole world comprises of stupids, morons, and idiots. I have a bunch of lame excuses to avoid moving my butt to work. The most important reason is the fear of failure. What’s the use of working your ass when you know your attempt is sure to fail?
When I was born, the doctor told my parents that I was underweight. ( My conclusion is perhaps I was born without a brain) My parents thought I was a great hero. People thought I was a perfect son until I started speaking. My Speciality is I can talk like an alcoholic without actually being one. No, it’s not acting. I can make people vanish when I dish out my unsolicited advice. I am a great astrologer but can only predict disasters and calamities. Unfortunately, no one predicted that I would be born otherwise my parents would have taken a preventive measure.”
These kinds of people would only give advice like:
Don’t walk too fast, you will fall and break your bones.
Never complain about headache or a body ache to these geniuses. Their prompt diagnosis would be you might be having brain tumor or cancer. And the best solution for curing headache would be getting yourself beheaded. Neither will there be a head nor will you get a headache. 😂😂😂😂
We should never discourage or try to stop anyone from pursuing his or her dreams. My autobiography might seem crazy but it helped me to get over my built up frustration. Now I feel cool and relaxed. Henceforth, Monday Blues will only feature cool, humorous stories of my childhood or my mom’s pranks.
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