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Good morning friends,

After enjoying the weekend, it’s time to go back to work. Last week, I discussed about the toxic people. Unfortunately, I know a toxic person who’s body is full of negativity. I wonder how can one be so dull and full of prejudice? I was discussing my special project with a friend and the interference came in the form of the eavesdropper who said it won’t work out. I was so furious that I wrote an autobiography of a nincompoop :

This is a sorry tale of a pessimist who’s suffering from superiority complex. Sounds like a paradox, doesn’t it?

“Hi, My name is Mr.Perfectionist and My wife hatingly ( instead of lovingly, I created this word on purpose) calls me an arrogant son of a bitch. Since I have a Phd in stupidity, I think the whole world comprises of stupids, morons, and idiots. I have a bunch of lame excuses to avoid moving my butt to work. The most important reason is the fear of failure. What’s the use of working your ass when you know your attempt is sure to fail?

When I was born, the doctor told my parents that I was underweight. ( My conclusion is perhaps I was born without a brain) My parents thought I was a great hero. People thought I was a perfect son until I started speaking. My Speciality is I can talk like an alcoholic without actually being one. No, it’s not acting. I can make people vanish when I dish out my unsolicited advice. I am a great astrologer but can only predict disasters and calamities. Unfortunately, no one predicted that I would be born otherwise my parents would have taken a preventive measure.”

These kinds of people would only give advice like:

Don’t walk too fast, you will fall and break your bones.

Never complain about headache or a body ache to these geniuses. Their prompt diagnosis would be you might be having brain tumor or cancer. And the best solution for curing headache would be getting yourself beheaded. Neither will there be a head nor will you get a headache. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

We should never discourage or try to stop anyone from pursuing his or her dreams. My autobiography might seem crazy but it helped me to get over my built up frustration. Now I feel cool and relaxed. Henceforth, Monday Blues will only feature cool, humorous stories of my childhood or my mom’s pranks.

Thank you so much for taking your precious time to visit my website. Hope you enjoyed reading my blogs. 😊😊


21 thoughts on “MONDAY BLUES (20)

  1. Hmmm. They make lives miserable for others but Thank God, He made wonderful and encouraging friends like you whom I found through blogging and now I won’t worry about Mr. Perfectionist’s opinion. β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯οΈπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š


  2. It’s better to maintain a distance with such toxic people, who are ready with unsolicited, but negative advices. A good write up I resonate with.

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  3. Girl Aparna, you hit the nail on the head. First of all, you were having an A-B conversation and Mr. Perfect had to C his way into your conversation? I absolutely love your autobiography of a nincompoop! Oh my gosh, how hilarious! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ€£ He was probably jealous that he didn’t and couldn’t come up with your idea, so what better way than to attack you so that you would second guess yourself and abandon your project. What a loser! 😠 Let him or anyone else who tries to belittle you in such a way take their negativity where someone might care. With you, however, no way, and not today! Keep pressing forward my friend. πŸ₯°πŸŒΊπŸ˜ŠπŸ₯‚πŸ˜˜πŸ’–πŸ˜Ž

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  4. 😊😊😊😊β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️🌹🌹🌹🌹🍫🍫🍫🍩🍩🍩🍩😘😘😘. Thank you so much for your support and motivation. I feel very energetic and inspired by your kind words. Sending lots of love, hugs, kisses, and wishing all the happiness of the world.

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  5. Mr Perfectionist… OMG! Take distance of those kind of peaople, we are human.
    Wonderful share! I love your authobiography! You are amazing dear Aparna!
    Have a lovely day full of love, hugs, coffee and more.
    Sorry about the time.

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  6. That’s so sweet of you, dear. I am so happy to see you smiling and laughing. You are a very talented writer yourself. And so proud of you. Sending lots of love, hugs, kisses, coffees, cakes, fun, smile, joy and lots of happiness. 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍦🍦🍦🍦🍩🍩🍩🍩🍫🍫🍫🍫🌹🌹🌹🌹β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️😘😘😘😍😍😍


  7. Oh my dear Aparna, you are so very welcome. I appreciate you my friend. Contiune to forge ahead! Hugs, love, and smooches! πŸ˜ŽπŸ’–πŸ€—πŸ’πŸ€©


  8. You are welcome, dear Aparna.
    A pleasure visit your blog. Thank you very much for your warm words.
    Appreciate your support, my friend.
    Listo of love, hugs, kisses, coffee, cakes and happiness. πŸ™πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ«πŸ©πŸ«πŸ©β€οΈπŸ’–β€οΈπŸ’–πŸ§πŸ«–β˜•πŸ§πŸ«–β˜•πŸŒΈ


  9. Thank you so much😊😊❀❀❀. After years of depression, I feel rejuvenated and have started getting back at my oppressor. I appreciate all of you for sharing some wonderful posts on self – motivation and personal experiences. πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️


  10. Well done. I know it’s extremely hard work to pull yourself out of depression. Been there,not easy at all. Something to be very proud of.


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