A FUNNY POEM BY ME.
Good afternoon friends,
I have come up with another humorous conversational poem between two friends. My previous one was about a person who’s is dejected and heart broken after a split and his friend who tries to cheer him up with his funny advice. This one is just to warn a friend about falling in love with a wrong person. I hope you like it. As usual, the letters in bold is spoken by the lover boy while his sensible friend tries to warn him.
" Love is in the air," he said. " It's your fart smells in the air, and ten are dead." " Please, can you tell me where my heart's gone?" " It ran away with your brain, you moron." "My eyes can see nothing except you." " Probably, you need a pair of glasses too." " My love, Let's go out on a date. " " Why just date? Go out for a month and a year, mate? " " I wish I could lose myself in the large pool of your lovely eyes." "Committing suicide is not what I would advise." " What a lovely, lustrous hair you have got! " " How many dandruff and lice have you fought?" " Your voice is so melodious, my darling, do you know? " " Yeah, I heard your singing. It's as sweet as a crow." " I want to hold you in my arms until my last breath." "Your bad breath may cause her death." " Hey, What's the big problem with you, my friend?" " Do you have enough money in your wallet to spend? " " My girl doesn't care for money." " As long as you have cash, she would call you honey." " How can you be so sure of that?" " She has a healthy bank balance and she's a spoiled brat." " My Tina would never betray me." " She was my ex-girlfriend, you see." My poor friend was simply taken for a ride. He thought his girlfriend would be his bride. It broke his heart only to learn. She was simply using him for fun. Remember, true love never depends upon your status or job. Nor does it exploit you and rob. Or strip you naked of your wealth. Look before you fall in love, for the sake of your health. Thank you so much for taking your precious time to visit my website. Hope you enjoyed reading my blogs. 😊😊