JOKES AND MEMES WITH APARNA
Good morning friends,
Let’s get rid of our Monday Blues with another round of laughter on Tuesday ( today). Are you ready to join me for some laughs and smiles? Let the show begin.

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A girl complains about a bad pic to her boyfriend. He comforts her saying that she’s beautiful and that the cameraman is stupid for taking a bad pic. Girl: It’s a selfie, you idiot.
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She : Baby, tell me something.
He : Yes, ask me.
The rest of the joke continues in the pic.
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Friend one: Just tell me one thing. Where are you?
Friend two: I am at home.
Friend one: Stay at home. The garbage collectors are on their rounds to collect the garbage.
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Friend 1: Bro, Congratulations.
Friend 2: For what?
Friend 1: For becoming a father.
Friend 2: Lol. But I am not even married.
Friend 1: Yesterday, a female dog in my street gave birth to 6 puppies and all of them look like you.
Friend 2: You scoundrel!
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I know that a female dog is called a bitch but since it’s more like a swear word which I only use while writing stories, I prefer using a female dog or a she dog.

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Santa: My Uncle can now rest in peace.
Banta: You are already weak in English. Why don’t you tell me in Hindi, did your uncle pass away?
Santa: No, my aunt passed away.
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She: Why don’t you show some creativity? Propose me in a unique way.
He : I love you, bitch. Pig, witch, enter my life and destroy me.
She blocks him.
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She : Baby, what did you have for lunch?
Epic reply: This is Baby’s father. He had several slaps for lunch and I gave him.
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I hope you had a hearty laugh.
Thank you so much for taking your precious time to visit my website. Hope you enjoyed reading my blogs. ππ
Wow! Dear Aparna, I am still laughing… Great share, thank you my freind.
Pizza delivery, without mask it’s a boy! Hahaha! Have a lovely day, blessings and a relaxing time full of love! Keep well.
See you later, time to sleep.
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Thank you so much for the reblog.
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π€£π€£π€£ππππ. Thank you so much, dear Elvira. Good night and sweet dreams of ice creams and milkshakes. πππππ
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ππππ. Thank you so much.
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Thanks a lot for this dose of good humorπππ
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What a hefty serving of good laughs this morning Aparna! I needed this to kick off my day girlfriend. Too funny! πππ±π€£π Have a fun-filled day of joy and good times. Sending you hugs and smooches! π€ππ₯°ππ
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ππππ€£π€£. It’s always a pleasure. You too have a wonderful day. πππ₯°π₯°π₯°ππ. Lots of love, hugs, and kisses to you.
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Thank you so much, dear Luisa. ππππ
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Thanks a million Aparna! I appreciate it so much my friend. Stay encouraged with joy and happiness! π€ππππ
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You’re highly welcome. π€ππ
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Thanks for the laughs. It’s a great way to start my day!
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Thank you for the laugh!π€£π I think I’m a big fan of xavier now…is he famous comedian?
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Thank you so much. πππππ€£π€£π€£πππ. Even I am love Xavier’s wisecracks. He is gaining reputation as a memer. As far as I know he is an Indian working in the USA and also goes by the name of Pakalu Papito.
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ππππ. Thank you so muchβ€β€β€β€. I am so glad you liked it.
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Thank you, dear Aparna.
You makes me smile a lot.
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I had sweet dreams, about ice cream and milkshakes, love it! Thanks!ππππ
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Just at a time when I need to de-stress from work. I badly need this. Thank you, Aparna!
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Thank you so muchπππβ€β€β€β€. I am glad you liked it.
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Oh really! I should look him upπ Thank youπ
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