FUNNY ADVICE

A FUNNY POEM bY Me:

Hi friends,

I thought of composing a different kind of a humorous poem. It’s a conversation between two friends, one is upset and asking for guidance, while the other friend is trying to cheer him up with funny replies.

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My whole life was a lie, 
Alas! I was born to die. 
But I love to eat the French fry, 
And newborn babies always cry.

Aim high to reach the sky, 
I am not a bird, so I won't try. 
No more questions, what, when, and Why. 
Life's complicated like a knot of the tie. 

My heart's broken. What should I do? 
Drink plenty of alcohol and visit the loo. 
Or still better, visit a zoo. 
Send the pic of a chimpanzee to your ex, and say, 'I saw you.'

Whenever I am upset, I scream or yell. 
I need your guidance. Please can you tell? 
Don't let your fury burn you to hell. 
Just close your eyes, and say ' all is well.' 

How can I stop myself from inhaling smoke? (Cigarette)? 
Just look at your wallet, you are almost broke. 
I am upset right now, don't crack a joke. 
Oh my Goodness! You are a touchy bloke. 

Now let me tell you, life is not a bed of rose. 
It's hard to breathe when you have a stuffy nose. 
Do wake up from the stage of self-induced comatose. 
Enjoy your life with a smile, for your life is precious, of course. 

Here's a bit of free advice, 
Don't always depend on others' opinion, it's not nice. 
Don't forget to approach your elders, they are wise. 
Life's a game of snakes and ladders ( chutes) played with a dice. 

The bold lines refer to the friend who’s upset and naturally, the funny response belong to the other one.

Thank you so much for taking your precious time to visit my website. Hope you enjoyed reading my blogs. 😊😊

13 thoughts on “FUNNY ADVICE

  1. Oh my goodness, what a cute and humorous conversation of poetry Aparna. A nice comic relief to start the week! Thanks so much for sharing my friend! πŸ˜˜πŸ’–πŸ€—πŸŒΌπŸ€©

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  2. I am so glad I could make you smile😊😊. My husband was chatting nonstop with me. Sorry I got distracted while sending reply. Lots of love, hugs, kisses, cakes, ice creams and all good things to you.

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  3. Glad to know your comic side 😁😁😁. I love these lines, though. 😊😊😊

    My heart’s broken. What should I do?
    Drink plenty of alcohol and visit the loo.
    Or still better, visit a zoo.
    Send the pic of a chimpanzee to your ex, and say, ‘I saw you.’

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  4. Wow! Wonderful, amazing, creative and fun poem! You are brilliant, dear Aparna.
    Great share! Thank’s my friend. Have a lovely day ful of hugs,love, kisses, fun, smiles, coffee and sweet things that makes you happy!

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  5. Oh girlfriend, it is not a problem. I am wishing you love, peace, and joy as you embark to an exciting week. Honey, I am embracing your hugs, love and kisses πŸ˜πŸ’‹πŸ˜˜, along with the cakes 🍰 ice cream 🍦 doughnuts 🍩 and candy 🍭 all week long! πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

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  6. Thank you so much, dear Elvira. 😊😊😊πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°. You always make my day with your sweet words. I appreciate you, my friend. Your constant love, support, and encouragement means a lot to me. 😊😊😘😘😘πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜

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  7. You are welcome, dear Aparna.
    πŸ™πŸ»πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ˜
    That makes me happy! You are so kind and sweet. But, friends are for support, encouragement. A pleasure be your friend. Blessings! Beautiful day! β˜€οΈπŸ«–β˜•πŸ§

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