FUNNY NEWS

A FUNNY POEM BY ME

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Just imagine if our lives were a part of news channel:

” Good evening and welcome to the House Hold News”
” We are here to create chaos and confuse.”
” Mrs. X is upset over her husband’s affair.”
She’s weeping and blowing her nose in despair.”


” It turns out, he is just in love with his wallet.”
” Making our reporters look like an idiot.”
” Every day he opens his wallet to kiss the money.”
” Mrs. X thought, he was smooching the pic of his honey.”


” Mrs. B’s son just failed in mathematics. “
” He tried using cheap cheating tactics.”
” Mrs. D gave birth to her third son.”
” Gee, Reporting these news is sure fun.”


” Bobby reportedly stole Cindy’s candy.”
” Her mother seemed to pretty mad at Mandy”
” Chasing her all the way with a stick in her hand. “
” Followed by her poor, panting husband.”


” Mandy posted a picture of her mother in her facial mask.
With the caption, living with a dragon isn’t an easy task.”


“Mrs. Y spotted a couple canoodling in love.
And dropped a bucket of water from the first floor above.”
“Thank you for being with us all the time.
I hope you think twice before committing a crime.”


These kind of hilarious news are better than those glorifying corruption, murder, rape and any crime against humanity.

Thank you so much for taking your precious time to visit my website. Hope you enjoyed reading my blogs. 😊😊

3 thoughts on “FUNNY NEWS

  1. Thank you so much dear Elvira. 😊😊. I am so lucky to have wonderful friends like you who are a blessing to me. Thank you so much for your kind words and support. God bless you. πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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  2. You are welcome, dear Aparna. Aww! Thanks dear friend! You are amazing dear! Thanks to You! God Bless You too! πŸ™πŸ€—πŸ₯°β˜ΊοΈπŸ₯°β˜ΊοΈπŸ₯°πŸ€—πŸ™

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