LAUGHTER TUESDAYS ( 4)

JOKES AND MEMES WITH APARNA

Hi friends,

Are you ready to join me for a round of laughter? Have you ever heard of people asking silly questions? These are some of the funny questions with sarcastic answers. I found it very funny.

I liked No. 3 the Best!!

STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 😖😖

1. At movies:
   “Hey ! What are you doing here ?”
   Me: “I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?” 😂😂
2. In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
   “Sorry did that hurt ?”
   Me: “No not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don’t you try again ?”
   😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
   call: “Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?”
   Me: “Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?” 😂😂
4. When they see me with shorter hair: “Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?”
   Me: “Nah ! Its autumn. my hair’s shedding !” 😁😁

5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: “Where r u ?”
   Me: “I’m in market with a telephone around my neck !!” 😂😂 🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘
6. When I m washing my car….
   Neighbor: “Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?”
   Me: “No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.. 😄😄😄😉😉😉

🤣🤣🤣😂😂.

Let’s enjoy these funny memes and jokes, especially, minion quotes.

This translates to :

Wife : I am missing our domestic help ( maid).

Husband: Me too! Wife throws a vessel on him.

People say that ‘ I love you’ is the world’s most beautiful message but I say that no other message can make you happy like ” Salary is credited to your A/C number” does. Do you agree?

Boy : Will you eat pizza?

Girl: No, I am eating light these days.

Boy: Waiter, a pizza for me and a Phillips LED ( light bulb) for this lady. 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂. Funny but true. It always happens with me.

😂😂😂😂😂.

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