JOKES AND MEMES WITH APARNA
Are you ready to join me for a round of laughter? Have you ever heard of people asking silly questions? These are some of the funny questions with sarcastic answers. I found it very funny.
I liked No. 3 the Best!!
STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 😖😖
- At movies:
“Hey ! What are you doing here ?”
Me: “I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?” 😂😂
- In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
“Sorry did that hurt ?”
Me: “No not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why don’t you try again ?”
- When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: “Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?”
Me: “Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?” 😂😂
- When they see me with shorter hair: “Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?”
Me: “Nah ! Its autumn. my hair’s shedding !” 😁😁
- When someone calls on land-line n asks: “Where r u ?”
Me: “I’m in market with a telephone around my neck !!” 😂😂 🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘
- When I m washing my car….
Neighbor: “Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?”
Me: “No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.. 😄😄😄😉😉😉
Let’s enjoy these funny memes and jokes, especially, minion quotes.
This translates to :
Wife : I am missing our domestic help ( maid).
Husband: Me too! Wife throws a vessel on him.
People say that ‘ I love you’ is the world’s most beautiful message but I say that no other message can make you happy like ” Salary is credited to your A/C number” does. Do you agree?
Boy : Will you eat pizza?
Girl: No, I am eating light these days.
Boy: Waiter, a pizza for me and a Phillips LED ( light bulb) for this lady. 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂. Funny but true. It always happens with me.
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