SUNDAY SURPRISE

TELEMARKETING CALL

A FUNNY POEM BY ME

Good morning dear friends,

I wrote a humorous poem for Storymirror. com that I would like to share with you all.

Telemarketing call for loans.

Just as I entered the bathroom for a shower,
My mobile rang incessantly at its full power.
I rushed out to answer it, fearing it might be an urgent call.
I cursed a lot after finding it wasn’t important at all.
“Hello, I am Rajesh from ABC bank,” he said.
How I wished my phone was dead!
“What do you want?” I yelled at him at the top of my voice.
Poor Guy! He bore the brunt of my anger. He had no choice.
He continued, “We offer all kinds of loans at low interest.”
I mumbled internally, “I wish I could get rid of you, troublesome pest!”
I responded politely with a smile, ” You lure us into applying for loans.
When it comes to repayment, you squeeze our flesh from bones.
Your agents keep pestering us at all times.
The actual loan defaulter gets away with his crimes.
The collection agents are the able representatives of the banks.
They recover their money at any cost. I don’t need anything from you. Thanks.”
Finally, he disconnected the call after hearing my verbal tirade.
I believe in speaking out my mind by calling a spade a spade.