JOKES TIME WITH APARNA

Hi Friends,

I went through some of my posts in Sheroes.com, a social media platform for women. I found these jokes worth sharing. Most of them are from Pinterest and Instagram. There are some Hindi jokes as well that I would translate into English.

Pinterest.com ( Just for fun)
Pinterest.com
Pinterest.com
Forwarded from WhatsApp.

The poor lady probably wanted to write one thousand. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Pinterest ( Just for fun)
Pinterest.com ( saved from Jokes Hi Jokes)

This joke means:

After a thorough and well planned research, I realized that we can walk without our footwear but they can’t walk without us. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Pinterest.com

Don’t ever fight. Always love. If you want to do both, just get married. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Pinterest.com

Wife: Please tell me something (two sentences) that would please and infuriate me.

Husband: You are my life. Shame on such a life!

Instagram jokes

Corona has a new variant after every 1 or 2 months. Is this a virus or an IPhone series?

Pinterest.com

Diet Tips:

Stay away from everything that makes you fat, like a weighing machine, mirror, photos and slim friends. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Instagram jokes

Dreams can’t be fulfilled just like that. You have to sleep day and night so that none of your dreams remain incomplete. ( This is purely meant as a joke).

Pinterest.com

This is similar to an advertisement for Eno: an antacid dissolved in water for acidity and other stomach related problems. Eno’s tagline reads :

Eno : Makes things work within 6 seconds.

The comic version says

Ego: Destroys your hard work within 6 seconds.

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